The Eternal City

There are no rules regulating transportations. Traffic lights, driving lanes and good conduct are just for tourists.The only limiting factor around there is the lack of imagination.

Time exists but clocks don't. Don't be suprised if the clocks used by the locals are 20 minutes off. Even then there is no assurance that the locals will arrive in an hour of the time originally set.

Pasta is a must. The local dinner consists of at least 3 courses. The first is naturally under-cooked pasta with something derived from plants. That is twice as large as the usual dinner in Estonia. In addition to that, there is the main course consisting of somekind of meat. Before being able to leave the table, another course of desert is brought in. That amounts up to four normal dinners. Apparently the old roman customs are still held dear.

Taking off their shoes is for wussies. Italians wear these around the house. This was the paragraph dedicated to Läll.

Nobody knows what a carpet is. The joy of waking up in the morning and placing one's gentle feet on the ice-cold tiles is one of the highlights.

In order to find a bar, you must follow two crazy Austrians and an Estonian while they circle the block two times. Then some local spots them and show them to a bar.

A bar is a place where they sell piss for 5 Euros and call it beer. A bar is a place where all the fat and ugly teenagers gather and get drunk. A bar is a place where those same teenagers shake booty to annoyingly loud pop hits.